I agree, I did a murph with two miles but half the reps and fininshed in under an hour at a time when I could run 5k’s in around 20 minutes and was playing ultimate almost every day Read more

You may have technically “played” in the NFL, but his dad owned a USFL team. Oh yeah, and he’s at least 25% orangutan. Read more

That is seriously the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard Dashboard Confessional play at Harambe’s funeral. Read more

Yeah, but how far can you punt a footb—ah, fuck, nevermind. Read more

Yeah, but you don’t get to use the Billionaire’s Son Multiplier of 0.3 to adjust your times.
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There is a very very old saying: “A Ship’s A Fool To Fight A Fort”. Read more

I’m mixing blogs, here, but this reminds me of a quote from Babylon 5: “If you are falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You’ve got nothing to lose.” Read more

I went to one once. My brother caught a stray ball with one hand while holding a beer in the other (without spilling it) and the bench applauded him.
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The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland. Read more

No, of course not. Trump doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground. Read more

Picks were the reason they’re in this situation... Read more

The more I read about the Seahawks, the more I hope the answer is destruction on at least a city block scale. Read more

I think they used to call it First Take. Read more

Foreign intelligence is pieced together from many crumbs. You pick up a crumb here, get a little crumb there, and add it to your current crumbs and suddenly you have a much better picture of what your friend or adversary is doing. To continue with that analogy, it is extremely rare to find an entire loaf of bread… Read more

That’s just because stronger nasal bones aren’t glory boy muscles like bis and tris. What’s a little cancer for the opportunity to never worry about the tough, cement-like air from breaking your nose again? Read more

How about: Read more

And you’re obviously one of those guys who leaps to defend the rich because deep down...You think you’ll be one of them one day. Read more

People tend to tip their hand when they complain about things being politically biased that clearly aren’t. ESPN doesn’t have a liberal slant. They’re pretty even in terms of political narrative. Its just that the rest of you have gone fucking nuts so now anything that doesn’t denigrate the people you don’t like or is… Read more

Mueller is a capable investigator. And guess what? When he starts investigating he might find things about Hillary, he might find things about Obama, that’s what the left should be worried about! Read more