Sure. But just because something is culturally acceptable doesn’t make it normatively appropriate, much less estimable. At one time, child labor, barring women from owning property, and restricting access to the vote and were all culturally appropriate—enjoying apathy, if not wide support, from among the masses.… Read more

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB
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A god watching over humans, combining management-like tasks with brawler combat?

Mmm. Good. I’ve been waiting for an Actraiser successor. Read more

I DON’T COME TO JALOPTNIK TO READ ABOUT POLITICS!!! Read more

I agree. That’s an astoundingly tiny expense for the NFL. It’s a tax break as well, should there be incentive programs to take advantage of. Cost of MRIs would be even further reduced if there was a steady stream of athletes flowing through them. A team could buy a damn mri for several millions and donate exam time to… Read more

I honestly got 2/3rds of the way through this thinking there was some buildup to a joke. No, you really are that cartoonish. Read more

Just stop. Stop making up policies. Warships are required to follow the international rules of the road like any other ship. Read more

Earnest comments like these ruin my appreciation of this satirical series based on a pretend NFL franchise. Read more

In free agency Blake Bortles would be picked up within a week for $15 million a year. Colin Kaepernick would still be waiting by the phone. Read more

Most college coaches look like tubs of lard, so many players would be saved by this rule. Read more

I would KILL to see Rob and Rex Ryan running a 40. Even on their twin motorcycles would be acceptable Read more

Can you imagine Jim Harbaugh doing sprints in khakis? That would be incredible. Read more

There’s a major difference, in my opinion, from dating someone with different political beliefs (because most of us fall on a spectrum of the Overton window, even within our respective sides of allegiance) and dating someone who is willing to overlook and defend the sheer deceptiveness and pure bumblefuckery of this… Read more

How many athletes and their families have to prostrate themselves at the altar of amateurism before the NCAA and their useful idiots and fans change the rules? Read more

I’m a Raiders fan. Geno Smith started and won games against us in 2013 and 2014. It is seriously the most embarrassing thing about the “deconstruction years” to me. Read more

I think the thing you’re missing here is that there’s more upside to Kap than there is to most of the QBs in Breer’s tweets. Derek Anderson and Colt McCoy? I’ve seen them play (along with Brendon Wheedon and a buch of other tomato cans). Kap was good enough to take a team to the Super Bowl a couple of years ago. He’s… Read more

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it. Read more

Because in all seriousness, you’re ignorant. Read more

That stood out to me too. Why does ANYONE want a footprint when it comes to their porn consumption???

It’s actually a decent one for runners because it’s more of an endurance event.... the 1 mile at the end kills the weightlifter types. And the 300 squats kills everyone. Read more