...Did you just post your own tweets?
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This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better. Read more

I before E, except after C, or when pulling a feisty heist on your weird beige foreign neighbor. Read more

At first I thought, “Who’s this jabroni plugging his card game?” Then I actually saw the name and thought, “Never mind. This checks out.” Read more

So a team, off the top of my head - the Vikings, are a-ok with birds dying because of their new stadium, but not, say, a punter speaking out for civil rights? Got it.
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Considering he’s a first time offender, I say we act rationally and kick him out of the league, garnish his wages, strip his name from any record books and sue him into oblivion. Read more

Went back to re-watch, and holy shit you nailed it. He has on a ski mask to boot, and is running around like he just escaped from somewhere, all frantic. Read more

The biggest what if of Thomas’ career is if he had okayed the deal to Denver. They won the Superbowl that year and there’s no way adding one of the best to ever do it makes that team worse. Wonder if he regrets that or not. Either way, thanks for the memories Joe. Beers will forever be free in Cleveland.

Well, unfortunately mom has to get the clothes out of the dryer in the basement and that’s right behind my sweet gaming rig. She says boobies is bad. I’ve complained about being 40 and how I should be able to look at what I want. But she just goes on and on about it being her house and me getting a job, blah, blah. So… Read more

Unions in certain industries are extremely aggressive when it comes to their demands. Read more

NARRATOR VOICE: And you could say that silence is what lead Chris to become a punter. Read more

*Prays for the gaping maw of hell to open up right underneath that spot and swallow everyone there.* Read more

I hear you. It is a crime that Rex Grossman is out of football. Read more

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this? Read more

Easily you’re best post. Todays been great.
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What a moron. And waste of money. Soldiers largely hate parading around. It’s not fun for them. They’d rather the VA be properly funded. Or suicide prevention. Or opioid treatment. This has nothing to do with honoring anyone, it’s just an ego boost for narcissist in Chief. If we truly want to honor veterans we should… Read more

I’m not going to fight you. I’m going to help you fight people. In fact, I’ll raise you. The Rocketeer is one of the best MOVIES ever. Every single action in film informs character decisions and drives the plot forward. It’s beautiful aesthetically, and it’s god damned gorgeous narrative wise. Read more

Here’s that URL your comment was looking for: https://www.barstoolsports.com/. Read more

Dear Vault-Tec: Read more