To the other 11 Cavs:

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.” Read more

Why did you punt on just showing us the simple flowchart? Read more

You couldn’t be more wrong. It’s that the press has been the singular tool in the toolbox for individuals combating large businesses and corporations. It’s not a culture of fear, as that implies it permeates the populace, but rather, it’s a measure of only resort for the average person. Read more

That’s some hardcore middle school libertarian nonsense, broseph. Read more

Crazy theory: Scut was the victim, not the bully. Read more

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito Read more

an interception from that spot would be better than a punt, right? Read more

So basically the lesson here is for students to go right to the media and not even give the adminstration a chance to bury their complaints. Read more

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit. Read more

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“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’ I guess Ellis wouldn’t want to be facing away from home plate when he made the catch?” Read more

Jim Thome doesn’t want to be associated with something as racist as Wahoo. The league doesn’t want to be associated with something as racist as Wahoo. Even the team finally admits that Wahoo is too racist (or, uh, will be next year). The fans...?

I have an alternative solution to the problem: Sinclair’s anchors need to unionize and strike. They are no more or less powerless in this situation than their viewers are, and are actively working against the audiences best interests (and the anchors KNOW this). Read more

I though we had all agreed that the “I am just doing my job” excuse didn’t fly any more. Sorry Lifehacker, I can be angry with both the employer and the employee that chooses to work there. Read more

Look at that pic and try to tell me with a straight face that ol’ Gabe isn’t planning to rape the Philly Phanatic. Read more

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending. Read more

Depending on the raid schedule, Kluwe may be rather pasty. Read more

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately. Read more

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.
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