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Chris Kluwe
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Truly. I have no idea why the guy says he “forgave” the man responsible THE DAY AFTER IT like that’s some great feat. What’s to forgive? Give that man a lifetime position as fireworks czar. Read more

Yeah, the plan is to get the 1v1 mode “perfect” and then work on those things. Actually, due to the way I wrote the replay/spectation system I can do multiple snipers pretty easily so I might actually try to sneak that in sooner than I should. Well, if I can even use the word “sooner” on a game this long in Read more

Oh man, you’re about to hear from a bunch of people who totally have black friends. Read more

Yeah, when I heard it, it was almost always specifically directed at Edina. Read more

Ahh - thank you (and others) for enlightening me on this topic. I am now slightly less dumb on this topic. Read more

yeah i was kinda blown away when i learned later on as an adult that ‘cake eater’ was a real term used in the area and what it meant for Jesse to call Banks one.

i think they had something similar in Miracle when Brooks calls McClanahan a candy ass during their first Olympic game, i read somewhere that in real life he Read more

Organized hockey in MN is for the rich. If your kids want to be competitive in hockey, you better have money to keep them in the best gear every year, and god help you if your kid has the skills as a goalie. That’s why everybody shits on the cake-eating Edina kids, or the Minnetonka kids. I have a lot of friends from Read more

Yeah, this was always what I never got about the gate keeping exclusionist gamergater mentality. Girls getting into gaming or other geek hobbies is something that should be encouraged, not discouraged. Read more

Damn, I would have killed to have so many girls interested in mainstream gaming when I was in high school. All these boys are lacking vision: a shared interest is an unbeatable icebreaker. Dumbasses. Read more

I feel you. I once said “There is no fucking way they can make a Speed 2. It just wouldn’t make sense! How would it even make sense?” Read more

It’s downright offensive to describe my unruly pile of appendages trying to even sniff that sort of time, and if I gave myself a shorter race, my attempts against world-record times would be criminal. If (rounding times on the back of my napkin) the current world’s fastest mile is 3:43, the record-holder would have Read more

I know Rusty Hardin is a famous and accomplished attorney, but his name still sounds like a supporting cast member of “The 13th Man in Your Mom, Vol. 6". Read more

It’s almost like the entire idea of America is anathema to Kings. Read more

Homer? That’s a camera hole out there and I’m betting that thing bounced and got the camera guy right in the undercarriage, hence the ruling of a 2 bagger is legit. Read more

Clever. I would say that too, push for a lot of guaranteed money, and then totally kneel during the anthem. Take THAT you bastards! Read more

It’s a feelgood story of privileged white redemption!
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To be fair, it’s not like there is much to say. Do you want them to spell out that the F-35 is not, in fact, invisible, and that it reflects light just like most other objects in the known universe? That our president is a complete and utter moron, doesn’t understand the basic workings of our world let alone the Read more