The first step is behind the line, the second he’s moving off but only just lifts off his trailing foot before the ball is kicked. He does go first, but it’s a lot closer cut than it looks at first.
If they apply this rule this strictly at the World Cup, no keeper will finish any shootout.
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But that wasn’t a step or two and the dude moved forward a full yard. Read more

All the more reason to make it happen! Read more

For me it was when they are on the mountain before the final peak and Kratos start removing his wrists bandages. He goes “I have nothing left to hide” and we can finally get a good look at the scared chains on his arms. Then immediately after he turns to his son, pick the ashes bag and ask him to carry her. If he did… Read more

If he was white it’ll be fine... Black on the other hand... Better make sure to avoid cops like Splinter Cell/Metal Gear quality sneaking. Read more

One is a memento from his wife, the other is a curse he spends all game visibly hiding. It made sense.
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Indeed. That boat ride back home was something else. Read more

Sturdier helmets, but no face masks? Read more

“Los Angeles de Los Angeles de Anaheim” Read more

Close. Anaheimans (and that’s pronounced Ana Hymans) prefer to call it Disneyland, USA, instead of Los Angeles. Read more

Without Kyrie Irving, the thinking went, they were screwed when they ran up against an elite defense like Philly’s in the playoffs. Read more

This all-encompassing paranoia explains why the NRA convention hosted a lavish booth selling gold coins hauled up from a shipwreck, which offered brochures that asked, “Why are so many people over their IRAs and 401ks into physical gold IRAs?” The only possible answer is that grandma has become truly senile—or,… Read more

They weren’t there to distract you, they were there to protect you! Everyone knows that if heterosexual men don’t spend at least two hours a day staring at scantily clad women they instantly turn into lustful cockmonsters. Read more

You don’t seem to know how unions work. Read more

So you’re saying the Steelers forced their will on him, then Ben changed his tune. I guess it’s safe to say he’s just in it for the money, and his original statement is completely invalid. Read more

I mean in fairness to this guy, the ball never should’ve been passed back to him in the first place. It looks to me like he tried to respond to the striker’s pressure by going down and trying to get it with his hands until he remembered that the pass had come from his own teammate so he couldn’t. Even if he had… Read more

In a sane world, Colbert would be too ashamed to even bring up his 2006 WHCD performance. It was one of the most awkward, halting comedic performances I’ve ever seen.

To be fair, if you hire a guy named “Strom” and he doesn’t turn out to be a segregationist, you’d feel cheated too. Read more

Gavin McInnes is a coward? Why, I never. Read more