I don’t think you’re reading this right. The matter is simply that people have a right to make a game and people have a right to criticize the shit out of it. No one has a first amendment right to sell their game on Steam. We as a society have a right to find something abhorrent and turn our backs on it. This isn’t… Read more

Only if they count psyche out’s as a stat and have the box of light bulbs flashing on the scoreboard. Read more

I wasn’t with him until vuvuzelas. Read more

I think instead of having kickoffs, there should just be a tag team match on the 50 yard line featuring each team’s kickers and punters. What ever team’s kicker / punter duo wins the match, gets the ball at the 50. I will also allow objects at the cost of points per item, but the cost of items would depend on how… Read more

Does a mariachi band count as one peice, or three? Asking for a friend. Read more

I was with you until vuvuzelas. Read more

That...is fucking weird. Read more

This is really the only sensible suggestion. Read more

I couldn’t disagree more thoroughly. Read more

6) Move the point after back to the 20 yard line, but force the kicker to do a 30 second bat spin before the snap. Read more

Whatever you want to call them, they were no match for the ‘Kets last night. Read more

Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball. Read more

President Trump immediately tweeted that MLS disrespects America by pausing for salat al-zuhr prayers during Ramadan.

Agreed. I would have gone with the crying CAT face emoji.
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Welcome to the Deadspin comments, Aaron. Don’t forget to write down your burner key! Read more

Counterpoint: Public shaming may be the tool most appropriate to change not only his behavior, but that of the next racist. Read more

And yet, all you have to do to not flush your life down the toilet publicly is to simply avoid being an asshole, but so many people find this strategy absolutely baffling. Read more

Or like any Mayweather fight... Technically impressive, but also dreadfully boring.
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“Horton, Here’s a Poo!” Read more