If Tim Tebow had skipped media day to attend class, this guy’s erection would still be going strong: Read more

I certainly hope, if there is a financial judgment in Papa’s favor here, the judge awards it niggardly. Read more

I think you’re way off on this one ... the problem described above, where men are playing way rougher than the league level of play requires or starting fights ... you don’t see that among the retired “has been” set, at least not in my experience.

Yes, we’re all out there because we like the game and we are… Read more

This is a very good guide, Mr. Kluwe. Far too many times did I go to shoot an arrow as she ascended only to realize I had just run out. SIGH, reset. I never really got the wing dash dodging down, but I made up for it by being almost perfect with everything else. Read more

Exactly. Also, its precisely why the rich and the fucking assholes that’ve been elected to represent their interest shift the narrative to “immigrants” and the “takers”as the culprits. They’ve succeeded in convincing the Red State hillbillies and other rural American’s that the “others” are the boogeymen. You know,… Read more

And that’s the real reason police forces now look like mini armies, to defend the rich when we come for them. Read more

That’s the worrisome part. This feels like it’s about to get fucking bloody.  Read more

Larry Fedora: Glitch in the Matrix

His real name is Richie Incognito. Read more

That explains my friend Jack BOOLEAN Read more

CARB was created to regulate CA’s emissions. Other states signed on because they wanted to follow the same standards. Has nothing to do with CA wanting to control the country. Read more

Don’t selfishly turn me into political propaganda, complains the guy beaming in photo ops with a brutal autocrat.

Holy shit. Read more

I owe all the MLS fans an apology. You claimed MLS was just the same as a lot of European leagues and I didn’t believe you. Read more

Seems like a bad decision for a guy who now plays in a glass house. Read more

Do you pronounce FAQs as “eff-ey-cues” or “fax”? Read more

This should be a great wake-up call to all those morons who think, “I could take that penalty kick,” or “out of 100 at-bats, I could get 5-10 hits off a major league pitcher.” These are the C-listers of the upper tier squads, absolutely annihilating teams of fringe pros--not couch-riding, sort-of-in-shape 35 year olds. Read more

Who needs a Kentucky Colonelcy when you can be an Admiral in the Space Force.  Read more

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018. Read more

All I know is after I got into college I weened myself off of referring to stuff as “gay” when I really meant “lame” or “bad” (I grew up in the country, not to mention it was a different time). It’s not that hard if you really aren’t homophobic and it doesn’t have to be about language “tyrants”.

There aren’t even all… Read more