Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.
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Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.
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I love how South African Hank Scorpio has all of the markings of the Apartheid dictator era in his company, even down to the theft “inspiration” of the company’s name itself. Reports just verify what I already know from people who work there. Dude is a supervillain, straight up. Read more
no, thats how you get ants Read more
“I’d rather people get hurt than get rich” is an early leader for next year’s Worst Take of the Year award. Read more
“I love him like a brother”- Aaron Rodgers
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I haven’t heard of her prior to reading this. As much as reading about her actions make me want to ram my head into a desk I’m glad the article exists. Read more
He looks like Smithers and Anderson Cooper procreated. Read more
She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried Read more
You shouldn’t wear that get-up to, say, a professional office, but it’s OK for a walk to the mailbox to see whether your Social Security check arrived. Read more
god i have to do fucking everything Read more
That’s why you imprison that thing in a Dyson sphere. It keeps the sun in its place while also harnessing 100% of its available energy, which is waaaaaaaay more than we’d ever need. Plus then it doesn’t matter what we put into our atmosphere. Win-win-win. Read more
I believe “Stand Your Ground” laws would be applicable here. Read more
how far can you punt a nuclear weapon capable of destroying the sun Read more
Good day, Read more
Are you commiting punt-on-punt crime? Read more