“We take only the finest, most luxuriant Corinthian glass and break it using an artisinal process known only to a lost enclave of indigenous Amazonian tribesmen and recently discovered by a Los Santos crafter, presenting this to you as the ultimate symbol of broken glass luxury.”  Read more

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton.  Read more

There was a story maybe 10 years back (I tried to find the original but couldn’t) about Jason Taylor needing to get multiple injections into the soles of his feet before every game in order to play. Read more

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out. Read more

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.
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This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon.  Read more

Because she’s an indignation-based life form? Read more

Hmmmmm, yeah, that does become a problem if you can’t even show up at all. That definitely a)shows contempt and b) needs to be addressed monetarily.  Can’t be blowing that shit off (the meeting for Brown, skipping the meeting on the Raiders front.)  I think the Raiders screwed up though in Removing his guarantees this… Read more

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me. Read more

Goddamn, thank you for bringing me back to the deadspin I fell in love with some years ago, if only for a moment. Read more

R.I.P Raysism. Read more

Eat a Snickers. Read more

Well I’ll be damned. To your credit, it *looks* like you might make it, up until three defenders simultaneously pummel you. At least you guys still won. 

Hell, when I was in high school our quarterback, who ended up playing safety at Penn State and then Villanova, could hit close to 11 seconds in 100m. His 40 times were mid 5s. Getting a good start is a skill a guy’s got to learn. People don’t just have it. Read more

November 11, 2016: The university asserts Briles and McCaw knew of the gang rape allegation of a female student-athlete by five members of the football team. Both men failed to take action. Read more

Awesome, thank you good sir, you’re a gentleman and a scholar Read more

its amazing how that shit unfolds. my wife was a D1 swimmer in college, but hurt her shoulder and didn’t pursue the olympics. a few years back we were on a family trip in Florida. Her brother is a semi-pro iron man, and he foolishly challenged her to a race in the water. mind you, she hasn’t trained or even really… Read more

Man, I had the privilege of being utterly, completely humbled and smoked by the point guard for my [mediocre athletic liberal arts] college’s DIII team at the older unused gym I used to go shoot around in on my own.  He just happened to show up to shoot himself and we played a little one on one. 

I’m no one’s idea of… Read more

I think you’re underestimating how much more athletic even the least athletic qb/k/p is than the average schlub. Those guys at the very least get to sample some of the creatine the defensive line uses. Read more

In high school, I played a pickup game with a guy who was dead last on the bench at South Florida (I don’t even know if they were D1 then). Read more