Haha. Because my (open and notorious) rooting interest in the Yankees is the only reason Jonny Gomes kicking full cans of beer into the stands is dumb and reckless. And my dual fandom for the Yankees and hatred for Gomes and the Sox is likewise the only reason I would post these GIFs of a baseball player kicking beer… Read more

Alternate comment on this story: "Homer Sox fan excuses reckless act because moron has a beard and dirty uniform." Read more

A's say that there is only standing water flooding the Twins dugout. So, that's something. Read more

Sweet jesus, math fail. Wishful thinking, I guess. Read more

Maybe Baltimore took C-3PO's advice?

Fucking bum(s). Read more

Oh, I gotcha. It may have been confusingly-worded, but I meant that he ran inside of—as in, in the field of play—the baseline. That's what ruined everything. Read more

What does that have to do with anything written here? Read more

Except when none of that happens. Read more

ha, got it. Thanks. Read more

The joke is that it's hyperbolic, right? Now, you and others took it to be hyperbole as in, ha ha its just some shitty school. That's fine. That is your personal experiences (this is what I mean by prejudice, not sure why you needed the scare-quotes) informing your reading of something. Read more

I wasn't specifically referencing you there, just to clear it up. Read more

"Ring that motherfucking bell, Rose Hill." seems pretty excited to me and not at all condescending. Read more

I don't think BuzzFeed accused him of anything, they said a source close to a kicked-off member of the team said something about Franklin. Read more

Reader Nate sent this along and I don't remember ever seeing this, version of the "Postponement: cause" rubric, and it's even weirder than "Tragedy." Read more

"Postponed" Read more

So far? At least one half-marathon, hopefully a couple more. Read more

Cool story. Good comment. Read more