I had a few GIFs loaded showing his touch and accuracy, but they weren't all that interesting outside of him having not shown much touch or accuracy until now, so I ditched them. Read more

Maybe we're using different definitions of trashed. Read more

Just two, off the top of my head: Read more

Is that supposed to be, like, an impressive stat? Rookie win on the road on a specific day? Come on. Geno looked like garbage on fire on the road last Sunday. What's your point? Read more

I am not f'ing kidding you!!! Read more

Exactly the scene I had in my head. Read more

Hey, I called it a try. I read up about it a little. Read more

Yes. Read more

Manningpump!

Are we sure Albert even went to a fucking food school at this point? Yellow?

It's like John Sterling calling Yankees games for me now. I can't help but shake my head and chuckle. Read more

Georgia/George A. Read more

OK, but is Lane Kiffin actually strengthened by the rays of the yellow sun or...no? Read more

I see in this Yahoo article that they agree, but they also say it's Thursday and that the cops sped up the escalator. Read more

Did anyone watch an NFL game? Is that what you're asking me right now? Read more

FYI: It is 2013. Read more

Didn't mean to imply they did, but yeah, that was a sloppy sentence. People who were born before and during WWII are also old and terrible, was the point. Read more

It really is a pretty awesome place to run. Read more