Thank you for your worthless opinion on a month-old post to a background site used primarily for GIFs we decided not to publish on the main site. This has been time well spent by both of us. Read more

Fair point. Physically impossible in the situation here, then. Read more

Ashes In The Fall, crap. Read more

It is the absolute worst. Read more

Do you know what play this is? or when it happened (almost a full month ago, FYI)? Or that we fully covered it on Deadspin proper (again, almost a full month ago)? Read more

OK. Read more

And, regardless of the communication breakdown, this was a view of the dude dressed head-to-toe in denim (a denim tuxedo) freaking out in the back of the end zone. Read more

OK, well, this is not Australian rugby and interceptions and fumbles, in the context of playing this kind of ball, are specifically defined words. An interception off a fumble is physically impossible in American football, the sport depicted here. Read more

There's definitely something to that. I always hold out hope I can at least distract myself for a little bit. Read more

Ah, I forgot to add it to spotify. It was Everything Evil. Read more

I love the person-calls-someone-stupid-for-something-yet-actually-makes-that "stupid"-person's-point-for-him-in-the-process-and-when-"stupid" person-calls-said-person-out-on-it-it's-"outrageously sensitive" calculus. Read more

Ha, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Just because something is "liberal" doesn't mean all people you assume to be "liberal" love it. I'm sure there are some conservatives out there that hate Bill O'Reilly, right? I hate Colbert's show and I haven't watched the Daily Show since Stewart's first year or so. I… Read more

Fuck, and here I went and made the headline Jay Leno Makes Notable Joke. That's my bad. Read more

You can think it's a bad post. I'm cool with that. But "hurrr, Deadspin <3's Obummer" or whatever your gripe is doesn't cut it. Read more

Right, because I'm the lunatic with a persecution complex that assumes a Jay Leno Made A Shitty Joke About RG3 post is actually just a reaction to Jay Leno making a joke about Obama. Read more

Yeah, that's why Jay Leno blows.
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Were you expecting a Michael Bay remake of Miracle starring a skating helicopter? Read more

The pilot's name is Bradley Friesen and he and some friends set out, carefully, to film a pickup hockey game in the perfect spot. Read more

Sorry, so you're saying you don't need probable cause to chase a fleeing criminal suspect (and then use that as an exception to the requirement for a warrant) or when you witness criminal activity from a place readily accessible to the general public? Read more