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Hey man, saw your post in DUAN. Not sure if it's serious or not, but if it is: don't do it. Read more

A Comment On Deadspin That Will Restore Your Faith In Asshole Fuckfaces. Read more

A Comment On Deadspin That Will Restore Your Faith In Asshole Fuckfaces. Read more

I actually have Linus's meaning of Christmas speech on my official family Christmas playlist. Read more

Yeah, that started as soon as I published and I cringed. Read more

No it's true. Remember all those times I replied to you? Read more

Amazingly, the only reason I even saw that one was because I was coming here to reply to you. I clearly was distracted. Read more

Do you have any fucking idea what you're talking about? Like any? Do you know what the concept of "free speech" is? And what is protected? And from whom? Read more

Show me where I said Bargnani was to blame on the play. Please. TMZ doesn't insinuate things, they come out and say them. Maybe you don't know how these things work, but if a notoriously lousy guy on a notoriously lousy team fucks up, you hammer him. In the headline, in the text, everywhere. And you go overboard with… Read more

I've seen a few people come to the conclusion that I blamed Bargnani for this, which—while kind of reasonable, I guess, since he is one of only two Knicks I mention by name—is not at all what this post does. Read more

(agreed)

I think I know what you're talking about, but I somehow didn't record that part. Read more

Good thing I didn't say it was Bargnani's responsibility. Read more

I looked, there weren't as many as I was hoping. Here's Reggie Bush getting existential, though.

There you go being clever again: either my playlists are good, like your point, or your point was shitty, like my playlists. Read more

Hey good on you for being persistent with the "running hipster" bit. It is hilariously clever and totally worth recycling. Or maybe this is meta? Running is repetitive, after all. Read more

That screwed shoes thing is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Read more

The referees are waiting to see if the ball crossed the goal line before calling it a touchdown while the Panthers defender is waving the ball around, and then the refs call TD. Read more