Hey, dipshit, play continued after the basket. Did you watch the video? Or maybe players just walk to the bench while the ball is live and basketball turned into hockey. Read more

This is exactly correct. The understated swagger is the only one that is an actual swagger. Guys can make a big show of things, but that's because they have to. Read more

Good fucking lord, this is a new one. Read more

Ah, right. Thanks, I fixed it. Read more

Two things: Read more

We're getting there, don't worry. Read more

Oh, that is tremendous. I didn't even see him down there. Read more

There is a whole lot to choose from, but man do I ever love the guy in the white jersey.

sRAtMn = Rage Against The Machine sandwiched by my initials. Read more

Total speculation on my part, but I'm going to say: shrimp vindaloo. Read more

For Mark Sanchez to have been slightly injured on the play before the buttfumble, thus requiring him to sit one play out. Read more

ESPN did the same thing with Tebow that Karl Rove did with George Bush. Somehow, white religious dudes finally got their due. Read more

The one thing he latched on to as some kind of gotcha mistake was the only part of the video that was not corroborated anywhere else. What's more, it doesn't change the actual point of the post, which is: this was a pretty funny way to end the game. Read more

Cool tip. Though, I wonder, what points are not scored consecutively? Do some three pointers get tacked on to the beginning of the score, or can we skip ahead in time, like a points layaway system? This is a fascinating scenario you've offered. Read more

Yes, you are. A screeencap from the video at the top of this post:

Are you guys serious? This trutherism is just...you're trying to get my goat, right? Read more

I think it's only fair to point out that I have an admitted bias when it comes to Swishalicious. Read more

Also, If Real People Start Wearing These Hats, We Have Lost Everything is currently not in the works to be rebooted because it is not an actual film. Read more