If you're going to be an asshole you might as well own it and not shrink away when someone calls you on it. Read more

I'm sure you understand how devastated I am to have disappointed you William, but I'll let you in on a secret. I only get really witty for the enormous dickheads in the comments. Read more

"Wooosh" Read more

That's pretty great. +1 Read more

"Slow Sunday." Read more

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Yeah, I was wondering why Subban was involved. My mistake, fixed it. Thanks! Read more

I should note, the Sunday Times is also revealing the information in piecemeal, so this is only the beginning. Read more

I changed the headline to allow for the possibility that Kenny Britt did not post something on Instagram that could get him into trouble. Read more

From Dom: Read more

(It was probably the post I wrote about Josh Turel's mom.) Read more

Thank you. I think that's the fairest thing I've read in a while. Read more

I like the idea of a three-year-old Sherlock Holmes. Mostly because an actual three-year-old could have seen the contributions you've made to these sites and come to the same conclusion I did. Read more

People much cleverer and nastier than you have said far worse to or about me, my friend. Please know and come to terms with this one truth: You are a dime a dozen. There's nothing special about you. You were merely the one I responded to. Read more

Please don't be mistaken, pointing out that you are terrible is in no way me blaming you for some perceived shortcoming on my part. I'm quite happy with the post, it was a fun little sports-related diversion that was well read. That I discovered you as a godawful commenter just coincided with this one. As my trip… Read more

Yes. It was. I came from the comment section and it really chaps my ass to see people like you ruining what was once a great, funny, interesting place. You are a blight, straight up. I figured I'd point that out and maybe you'd reflect on that and change, or just go away. Whatever the case, it is literally impossible… Read more

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Why would I put the links in there and hope no one clicked them? They were specifically included to prove the point that Alpha is a bad commenter. And, criticism is fine. Sometimes it's even helpful. This is not "too critical." This is not even criticism. This is "I am not interested in this post so I'm going to be a… Read more

Hi. I just took a stroll through only the first page of your commenting history and you appear to be a pretty miserable human being. Like, you're never funny. You never bring anything interesting to the various commenting sections you visit and generally you are hyper-aggressive and argumentative in your non-funny and … Read more