Ugh, the treadmill talkers...I'm in the same boat as you, having to either run insanely early or go to the gym after work to go on a treadmill, and for the entire I was running, this chick did nothing but yap on her phone. Read more

Lifetime is great but Kid Dynamite always seemed like the more "workout-y" type band thing... Read more

When that Lifetime album came out it was a huge touchstone for me to so much great music. Still rocks just as hard. Read more

God, you have such a shit taste. Thank god Gawker doesn't have a music blog. Read more

Apparently Sean Newell is approximately 30 years of age and filled with self doubt? Because this is the same shit I have been listening to since middle school as well. Sorry, Reggie and the Full Effect caught my eye a week or so back. Carry on! Read more

"I binged so hard while she was gone, it's really kind of pathetic when you think about it." Read more

Stop screencapping my iTunes, brah. Read more

JJ Abrams. Read more

Awesome Sean, mostly because Werth and the Phanatic have some "history". Werth once messed with him by stealing the keys to the ATV before a game:

Every time I see a 65 year old lady running on the beach, I have to turn my head away in shame. Read more

Where on Long Island do they have outdoor showers? Read more

Doc said in an interview that there's a lot of repetition in hockey so synonyms are his go to. Go ahead an replace every word on that list with "passes it" and watch how fast you get bored. Read more

" if you ever want to feel like a 45-year-old dad who looks like he got lost on his way back from local hobby shop". Fuck you Sean. Read more

Considering how bad your PP is, you probably get to hear that as often as the Devils Army gets to hear Doc call our goals. Read more

if I hear 'soccered' a pass in hockey, I think of a scrum in the corner and the player kicks the puck out with his skate to a player.

during one of the playoff rounds, Doc used 'shillelaghed' to describe a pass. Read more