Chris, my man. Yes, Danny is bad, and sure, the Nats are a 2015 Baseball America’s #32 prospect Michael Taylor non-flameout from having a complete roster.... but, dude: “...now that Bryce Harper has turned into a sulking, slap-hitting everyman.” Read more

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.
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Cam is unstoppable! Sarah is gonna be so pissed when Cam beats the Cardinals this Sunday, flies to Seattle, dances on her front lawn, makes her daughter fall in love with him, marries her daughter fifteen months later at a small ceremony for immediate family only in Kauai, raises her grandchildren to be Panthers fans,… Read more

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Who can blame him? If I had a superhot like megahot, hot girlfriend that my god said I couldn’t make sex with, I’d be mad frustrated too. It’s tough being the best. Like Jesus said that one time, “My head hurts because of this crown.” Read more

With the pain going from zero to can’t walk in the blink of an eye, chances its tendonitis is near zero. Orthopedics guy can use some standard manipulation tests, ultrasound (guaranty there is one in locker room) and verbal info from Kyrie to diagnose ligament tears with near 100% accuracy. The odds are very high the… Read more

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Fucking Hawk Harrelson. I got through about 3 seconds of the Abreu video. You couldn't have gone with the Colorado broadcast? Read more

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy. Read more

ESPN Reporter: Hey, are you sure you're okay? I mean, I'm really sorry... Read more

Finally someone is bringing awareness to to how unfair college athletics can be to coaches, ADs, and university presidents. Read more

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands." Read more

I'd be cool with an honest "Ah shit, we're a bunch of old out-of-touch Christians who just had no idea, we'll rescind the fine, apologize for the penalty, and make a small donation to whatever his charity is." Because I truly believe it was an honest (stupid) mistake. But since the NFL can never, ever, ever admit when… Read more

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. … Read more

The problem with Baez's hammer is that it is solely a power generator—it not only rushes him to make a decision before he is able to recognize pitch type and location... Read more

Quick, selective reply: for-profit prisons are unconscionable. Read more

Yes. To all. The drug war has cost this country well over a trillion dollars. It's resulted in the incarceration of tens of millions of low-level, nonviolent drug offenders — overwhelmingly young people, poor people, people of color. It's severely damaged the relationship between the police and those communities that… Read more

One of the least effective is one of the most important: crisis intervention, de-escalation techniques, interpersonal communication skills. Read more

Thanks for writing this, and thanks to Deadspin for publishing a baseball story on this soccer blog. Read more