@sinead.elliot.: YES. Read more

@twisted_martini: Vance Worley just got called up due to the double-header with the Marlins so the Phils don't have to waste their rotation in September as they march on to conquer the NL East once again. Try the Schmitter! xoxoxo Read more

@ClintonPortishead: Hey. How are you, sir? Do me a favor and keep me updated on sporty things. I have to mind the Deadspin, too. Read more

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@Slapshot21: Burn! Read more

@Hustler of Culture: Cuuuuubes! Read more

@Dee Dee King: Aw. Read more

@ReelMissing: +1 Read more

@Gourmet Spud: No, but it did show a close-up of the violated horse's face in the stable. I think, for privacy reasons, WCTV should have had the courtesy to blur it out. Read more

@Sheed's Bald Spot: "youaremyroseyouaremyroseyouare...... " Read more

@Tulos_Mullet: Ha. I haven't seen this in a while. Read more

@duckmouth: No, sir. Not yet, at least. Read more

@Rozelle’s Bagman: Ha. Read more

@Tom Gugliotta's Delicious Frittatas: It should probably be the new "Sports new without access, favor, or discretion." Read more

@Warren Moonshine: Not the point of this story whatsoever. Read more

@Pete Gaines: Thank you, sir. Read more

@roland_t_flakfizer: But that was Haiti! Haiti don't count! Read more

@waitscale: I somewhat agree. His earnestness is dopey, but he's clearly not the dimmest of dim bulbs. However, because this is being crowd-sourced, I must present it since it was submitted multiple times. The bar must be raised, though. Read more

@ArkansasFred: Oh come on, now. You know better than that. Read more