Yes. Yes, I will. Ciao. Read more

It went away. With #forums and Blogdome and To Watch Tonight. They're all in Deadspin heaven, having a party. Read more

It is! How crafty can he be? He's not the Zodiac or anything! Cops are lazy and stupid. Thanks, David! Read more

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This is my third most-played song by me on DUAN!, I believe. So thank you for that. Read more

"Gashman" was actually on the table for about 2.5 seconds. Read more

What is this, Sportsjournalists.com? If you would like to inquire about the internship at Deadspin, please email me and I'd be happy to fill you in on the details, you careerist sonuvabitch. Hugs. [email protected]. Read more

No one offered to sell us anything of note. Unless you count pictures of Matt Barnett rolling a blunt. Read more

This has to be a Juggalo. Read more

Dammit, I was going to check that, too. I had a feeling that was the case. You have a link? Read more

Also, the excerpt Patrick was referencing was Drew's satirical rundown. Not the stuff that'll come out in the June issue. This is Drew's article. [www.gq.com] Read more

These aren't the GQ excerpts. And Patrick is (most likely) covering his own ass. Just a hunch. Read more

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Ya know, you just have to lighten up a bit. Read more

Actually, second and third prizes are the usual "leftover crap from our desks" we dish out during spring cleaning. Read more

Alright, that's goddamn brilliant. Read more

Alright, that's goddamn brilliant. Read more

Yeah. That issue has been brought up and I'm told, will be worked on. For now, no bare breasts — okay, who am I kidding: NO LIVE DONGS for a little bit. #redesign Read more

Yes. It'll be fixed. Read more