You ruined the Funbag. Read more

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Yes, I meant red raisins. Read more

Fine. Half my life is spent at crappy bodegas so consider that one officially amended. Read more

Yes. Agreed. Wish you could just floor it and ram the cart as hard as possible. Read more

We share similar thoughts on pears. Thank you. Read more

Nope, not really. There's still the potential of a slow-ass credit card machine or botched signing process that just seems pathetic and annoying to me if it's just to purchase Dentyne Ice. Read more

Well, I wasn't concerned about preserving the relationship but purposely torching it seemed a little extreme. Also, going that route would be a cheap way to inoculate myself from misinterpretations about my own personal beliefs. I think the majority of people who read it went into it with at least some knowledge of… Read more

When I interviewed Margie I was 25 or 26. Read more

You're not entirely wrong. You just left out "Uh-huh" and "Phhh-oof". Read more

This is an interesting place to celebrate signing a contract extension. Read more

Yes. Read more

*makes hang loose sign* Read more

The football scene from the Fearless Freaks.

OH FAT DREW BY A JILLION. Read more

For $13 two hands and ONE ear. / <<<<<<<>>>>>>> Read more

For Emma: Have you been to Belize? Read more

Please send your address to Dave Matthews and he'll send you crap from someone's desk. Read more

I wanted to move on. And it's $6 per tug. Thank you. Read more

True, true. But I think Silver Linings Playbook did enough to immortalize that game. Plus, I really think that Eagles team under Garcia was functioning at a higher level than they ever did with McNabb that season. And the defense was just monstrous for the final half of the season. Until Deuce McAllister showed up… Read more