albertburneko
Albert Burneko
albertburneko
Writer at Deadspin.

How you make coffee is, you bring the dried and roasted and probably ground seeds of a Coffea plant together with

A lie I tell myself with dismal regularity is Ugh, fuck, I am too tired and burned out to tidy up tonight, I’ll do

No one ever—I checked; it literally has never happened—has gone, “Dang, if only I had not pickled some foodstuffs.”