The parade was such a blast this year. But nothing will ever top this: http://deadspin.com/5977808/new-or… Read more

Even Carl Winslow was there:

OH MY GOD IS THAT SAM WOOLEY???????

Is Doris Tim's mother? Read more

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman Read more

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE Read more

You left off "for 82 year olds" in the headline. Read more

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU Read more

I hated this so much. I quit reading after the second quote. I'm ashamed that I used to like this guy... Read more

If it's any help, I remember the cartoon. I don't remember the strip, but it wasn't the Far Side. Read more

how casually and flippantly he talks about his life is pretty wild. it's rare that you can get that psycho-vibe so clearly from a written interview, but you can feel it on this guy big time. Read more

I'm probably the only one who finds the irony in your handle and the fact that I remember a duffel bag appearing prominently in the video. Read more

"Ohhh, I don't watch figure skating anymore. It makes me angry. It makes me want to hit someone in the knee," is the running joke. Read more

Then my daughter in high school, there was a question for extra credit that was, "Back in '94, who was Tonya Harding's husband?" And she raised her hand and said, "Jeff Gillooly." And the big bonus question: "What did he change his name to?" And she said, "Stone." And [the teacher] said, "How do you know that?" And… Read more

This is why the Trailblazers can't have nice knees. Read more

YOU MONSTER Read more