It was a pun. Read more
It was a pun. Read more
I like Jester: Read more
You clicked on a link that included a mention of a dick. What did you expect? (Also, you posted this comment at 1:33 p.m. Eastern, so either you're a West Coaster or you should eat breakfast earlier.) Read more
Assuming you were talking about the grab of his deleted tweet, and not his penis, fixed it. Thanks for the feedback! Read more
Before you say it: We are deeply, deeply sorry for the auto-play video, but there's only so much we can do, and we are aware that's a picture of Ludueña from his time with Santos Laguna. Read more
Here's the author of the original Burnt Orange Nation post: Read more
Someone at the party yelled "GET THE FUCK OUT," as is pretty obvious on the video. What's misleading about that? Read more
Because it's worth noting: Throwing a full beer at another person who is not a) Stone Cold Steve Austin or b) facing the thrower seems like a dick move, no? Read more
Fair, but I think Davis being a point guard stretched to the proportions of a center with impossible limbs qualifies for "mutant," and his potential is thrilling to us and scary to 29 NBA teams. Read more
Do you find reading about contractually-obligated abortions pleasant? Read more
Not every special tournament player is! Read more
Tiger's not 40 yet, and you have to be 40 to be eligible for election. Read more
I don't give a shit about Manziel drinking before he's 21. Would you give a shit about any other 20-year-old drinking? Read more
I KNOW, RIGHT? I had no idea Buddy Teevens was still in football. Read more
I'll add it. Read more
His rich family, mostly. Read more
We are. Read more
No ump has ever blown a call. Read more