Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a… Read more

Sean, the line "Each president's response was the same: there wasn't one." is pretty damn misleading. Read more

These smaller cuts, in conjunction with the larger layoffs in May, June, and July, are really indicative of something larger going on at ESPN. That's what so interesting about all of this. Under John Skipper, the network way over extended itself, financially, on rights and on 'stunts' like hiring KO back to 'fight'… Read more

Who's next to join the Kiss My Ass club?

It's a vast improvement over their first draft.

We let Canadians have drivers licenses? What the fuck? Soon they'll be committing voter fraud en masse and robbing our public safety net of the resources meant for hard working Americans, not weird looking Canadians! Read more

These colors don't run, unlike soccer players, who are always running and in top physical shape Read more

People have a tendency to swing back and forth between extremes. One crow moving a ball is no big deal. But sure as shootin', if a group of crows was involved people would be calling it a murder. Read more

Are we positive that the guy isn't shouting "Leroy Jenkins?" Read more

This is deplorably immature. +1 Read more

A lot of white guys in Philly making asses of themselves around black dudes these days. Read more

This has got to make the 'Top 100 Jonathan Villar Plays of All Time' list. Read more

Why did he delete his tweet to Finebaum?

If only he followed the Handy Jezebel Guide. :( Read more

Definitely Jetes. It fit's his name of (Jete)r much better. I feel like Geets fit's phonetically what the intended pronunciation is best though. Read more

And yet you still commented on this story? The whole MLS is boring angle is passe. Read more

Ah, the soccer haters, always needing to express that "soccer is so gay brah they're literally all pussies" whenever they see the game mentioned. Read more

"You can skip ahead to 4:12 in these highlights..." Read more

He was emulating Aaron Rodgers, who made a very exaggerated slide in the 2005 draft. Read more