No more dangerous than a heated blanket. But if that’s still a little too “edgy,” need I remind you of Lifehacker After Dark Read more

Honestly I bought these sauna pants because I was theoretically going to review them one day but that is never going to happen.

you’re fired Read more

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Proud to announce that I will officially be taking over as Jalopnik EIC v excited to work with you all. http://ashleyfeinberg.kinja.com/fact-race-car-… Read more

You sound angry. Read more

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It is perfectly acceptable to light up your phone in a movie (not a play) if your brightness has previously been turned all the way down. Read more

Turtles don't have thumbs. Read more

Why the fuck am I in the gray Read more

Seconding both of Leslie's sentiments. Read more

as a jew I found this vaguely demoralizing

Ha, that makes more sense now! Read more

I have absolutely no credentials in planning, urban or otherwise! Nor do I contend to. Which is why when I do write about something vaguely relating to the topic (which would be maybe five-ish of the hundreds of posts I've written), I try my best to avoid making sweeping assessments/generalizations. That said, clearly… Read more

Some of these are not candy bars. This lis is invalid. Read more

You should all be in jail every last one of you. Read more

If you took all the emojis no one uses and melted them together in a microwave, you would get Ke$ha. Read more

Just kidding! Wake those dogs! Keeps me young. Read more

CAN WE NOT LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE Read more

That goat's back was not parallel to the floor. Pushups invalid. Read more