when i first started as an intern at gizmodo no one at any of the other websites spoke to me for 6 months and that’s what i’m going to do to you now Read more

give it to mack Read more

this pokemon’s got a weird dick, 8.9 pikachus Read more

Honestly, as far as I can remember, I don’t think I actually cared that much? Read more

whatever Read more

even libby admits it was bad!!!!

please respect the office Read more

thank you i agree Read more

this one is good imo https://www.theonion.com/hurricane-ashley-expected-to-strike-several-bars-this-c-1819595651 Read more

actually, the review is good Read more

heather ilu Read more

this is a first amendment violation and i WILL have you fired Read more

i will destroy splinter news if it’s the last thing i do Read more

would love to get the splinter news slack transcripts, please contact me [email protected] Read more

Looking forward to Splinter News’ imminent correction: http://gawker.com/a-blog-post-by-me-ashley-feinberg-1783973589 Read more

getting hit by cassini sounds nice Read more

dog hello Read more

actually it’s spelled “Barron” Read more