you okay, man? Read more

wow, the first good opinion on this website Read more

let’s start a website Read more

would love a real answer Read more

when are you going to hire some good people? Read more

I’ve been saying this for a long time. Read more

Honestly, I’ve never even met you. Read more

Funny you should ask! http://gawker.com/vaping-congressman-in-the-pocket-of-big-vape-1758757188  Read more

Send me to the sun. Read more

It’s real:

sorry for being good at my job Read more

My mom owns me online constantly. Read more

She’s right. Read more

I welcome your late submissions. Read more

They’re bad. My tweets were also bad. Read more

I would personally like to apologize for this embarrassing omission: Read more

I thought the same thing. Praying for her. Read more

wow

Also:

I fixed it.