Welcome to the debate equivalent of drinking a big, tepid glass of soylent! Read more

I don’t like monograms because I don’t have a middle name and it makes me feel less. Read more

These are all from me. Read more

100000000% yes please hire me to do this. Read more

I tried to get Kotaku to switch with Gawker on April 1, but Stephen said no because he thought we would alienate his readers. He was probably right. Read more

Just a suit jacket. Nothing else. Read more

I’m not sure if this is necessarily the longest, but when I was little (around 6-ish) I was on vacation with my family and we went on a submarine. I don’t remember where we were or how long the submarine ride was, but at the end I REALLY had to pee to the point that I remember at least thinking I was in physical pain.… Read more

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And that’s it! That was awful. Read more

Hillary’s final message “Don’t fuck yourself over.” Read more

More water from Trump, he’s running low........ Read more

I think the issue here is that Trump doesn’t know what the word “temperament” means. Read more

“I have a much better temperament than she has” - Trump screams in the mic as Hillary smiles next to him. Read more

We have some insight into the Mom vote:

Has he even brought up Benghazi once? Read more

Good time to point out that “taking the oil” would be a war crime. Read more

Clinton’s joke about fact checkers was a bust. Read more

I’m really not sure Trump knows what a computer is. Read more

“I have a son. He has computers. He is so good at his computers, it’s incredible” - Trump on deadly cyber criminals Read more

“As far as the cyber, I agree with Sec. Clinton.” He then goes on to say no one knows for sure it’s Russia, let’s not jump to conclusions!!! Read more