And there was NO handshake. I repeat, NO handshake. Read more

And Anderson Cooper and Martha Raddatz are getting us going. Both of them look steeped in dread. Read more

The big question right now is whether or not Hillary will shake Donald Trump’s hand or whether she is wearing a giant novelty shock buzzer. Only time will tell. Read more

Tiffany Trump, my favorite Trump spawn, was NOT allowed to walk out on stage with the rest of his adult children, but was instead relegated to the in-law row. This is, perhaps, the biggest Tiffany injustice yet. Read more

Thanks for clarifying that, Don. Read more

In light of that special Facebook Live Trump just did, let’s all take a moment to remember this: Read more

Trump is supposedly Facebook Live-ing his “debate prep,” but it looks more like a bunch of people just sitting in a row and complimenting him. That is, in addition to Juanita Broaddrick and Paula Jones. Read more

The only winner in this campaign is going to be Mike Pence: Read more

It is a terrible day to be an alt-right conspiracy theorist but an INCREDIBLE day to be someone who laughs at them. Read more

Don’t worry, friends. Read more

MANY PEOPLE are saying that Michael Moore is the reason Donald Trump is imploding. Crooked Hillary will rise! Jobs! Read more

I still have a hard time believing he’s not going to drop out at the last minute. Read more

Someone’s playing hard to get. Read more

There have been multiple stories published now about how Donald Trump has holed himself up in his gold- and marble-trimmed apartment, and every single detail is incredible. Read more

While he (sort of) took a break from social media yesterday, Trump has been tweeting up a storm all morning long, leaning especially heavy on Juanita Broaddrick and Bill’s indiscretions: Read more

Welcome—it’s going to be a long day!!! Not as long as it will be for Rudy Giuliani, though, who had a lot of fun being the only Trump surrogate to take on the morning shows. Chuck Todd destroyed him: Read more

Tiffany Trump. Read more

Other mermaids. Read more

Thanks. Read more

It has not. Read more