I haven’t seen a tweet in hours I’m about to lose my shit Read more

Can they hire the dog, too Read more

goddammit Read more

I need to see that picture........ Read more

Well, it’s finally over. Thank you for joining us in hell, and we’ll see you in four years. Read more

Bad tweet alert: Read more

Trump “I’m cutting taxes, we’re going to grow at a record rate.” Read more

Trump saying “he did disagree with Ronald Reagan very strongly on trade.” Read more

Hillary Clinton now going to a prepared line about when Trump thought America was actually great, which is presumably never. Read more

Hillary saying the Pulse nightclub shooter was born in Queen’s “just like Donald.” HMMMM Read more

Alex you should go into consulting if blogging doesn’t work out. Read more

It is very apparent that someone told Trump “Allepo has fallen and its Hillary’s fault,” because all he can say are just slight variations on that theme. Read more

Chris Wallace calling Trump out on lying in the last debate. Trump now yelling at Chris Wallace for... I’m not sure what. Read more

Donald Trump’s favorite retort tonight appears to be “no, you are.” Read more

Fuck Read more

Hillary directing us to Google again. Read more

Saying “those stories have been largely been debunked” is patently false. Read more

HELL YEAH it’s accusation time baby. Read more