No. Read more

“Oh, those masks are okay but I’m not? Sounds fair.”

Trump actually preparing for debate:

Pictured above: The culmination of both Trump’s job-creation and immigration plans. Read more

PROOF THAT DONALD TRUMP CREATES JOBS, YOUR MOVE SHILLARY Read more

Hmmm

*Super Lanyard-dick voice* Hey get a load of this election... it’s like have we TRIED turning the election off and turning it back on, folks....?

Has someone tried uhh... cleaning the heads of the uh VCR but it’s this election because I think they are dirty Read more

It would be great if this whole thing was just a long episode of Scooby Doo and at the end of tonight’s debate Hillary went Velma and yelled “jinkies!” while pulling Trump’s mask off. Read more

And here he is stretching out his hands:

You can tell the guy holding it up is a true Trump supporter by where he’s grabbing the statue.
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That’s actually the tackling dummy used in Trump’s debate prep. Read more

I was so hoping for someone to yell “Worldstar” at some point... Read more

30 years ago I was a political science major in college. This election makes me kind of ashamed of that. Read more

I manage a casino in Las Vegas, NV and I’ve trained my poker dealers to identify Trump supporters and make them bust on every hand. Read more

Regardless of political affiliation, that statue is good. Leave the statue alone. Read more

“’Freedom of speech!’ the man shouted back.” Read more

You know what? I, too, sit on things I find to be offensive. Read more

Typical New Yorkers. Always so chill and easy going. Read more

What, no horns? Sad! If I had done this statue it would have been 300% classier Read more

Bills fans don’t take a day off Read more