Hoping Florida can finally be useful this evening and end this Trump charade once and for all. I know people vote along party lines, but I am horrified at how many people actually voted for Trump.
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Unfortunately for Rubio a side effect of marijuana use is dry mouth. Read more

I can’t promise I won’t run again, but I can promise that I will promise that I won’t run again if I lose, but I will run again when I lose. So, 6 more years.
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Top Photo: Marco Rubio cries after learning he is re-elected to the US Senate clutching his ‘Buy 10 Get 1 Free’ sandwich cards with nine holes. Read more

The only way he could convince me he won’t run for president in 4 years is if he announces he’s running for president in 4 years. Read more

Florida is also projected to be legalizing medicinal cannabis. Possible reasons for applying for a prescription for cannabis include being re-elected to a US Senate seat you don’t really want.
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Just out according to @CNN: “Utah officials report voting machine problems across entire country” Read more

I encourage my brothers and sisters to head to Breitard or Michelle Malkins site.......and troll. They simply don’t  disappoint. By simply stating that this election is close but leaning towards Clinton, I’ve been called a “Obama butt humper”, “cucked cocksucker”, “Soros funded troll”, “communist”,”socialist “ and had… Read more

Pence: “Donal— uh, Mr. Trump, I don’t think tweeting is the best id—” Read more

“I will be watching the election results from Trump Tower in Manhattan with my family and friends.” Read more

Donald J. Trump ✔@realDonaldTrump Read more

So many questions! Will Tiffany be watching with him? How do Utah officials know what’s going on in the other 49 states? Read more

Spoiler right in the picture smh Read more

Our big, fascist boy is back—and just in time. Read more

Don’t make me thank Kellyanne Conway for this blessing.. Read more

He’s been a (relatively) good boy this week, he deserves some play time Read more

How about watching the raw footage he made available awkwardly hugging his family and all the takes of “I approve this message”.

I am also enjoying the internet dunking on your idiot male coworkers. Read more

Also Ted’s soup. I love Ted’s 100 can of honeymoon Campbell’s Chunky soup. Read more