Excellent list. Read more

hmmmmm, this list is embarrassing and inaccurate. i tweeted plenty of things that were worse than the one you used....... Read more

Man, I really thought Josh Marshall’s Kermit campaign was the worst possible tweet when I saw it. Stupid me for underestimating Jeet Heer’s ability to take the unbearably, unredeemably dumb and somehow make it worse. Read more

My next HBO project is a one woman show about the intersection of Harambe and rape culture in the age of Uber Read more

This article could have been comprised solely of Lena Dunham tweets and it would have been completely appropriate. Something sad about complaining unironically and then acting like no one got the joke when people don’t agree. Also, she molested her sister, people don’t forget. Read more

Hillary Clinton Read more

Have you ever considered introducing yourself over the phone as “Sargent, Jordan?” Read more

Big Robot Poop again hiding the truth from us... Read more

I would absolutely love to see the scene where a low level behavioral specialist is stuck in a quandary where they can’t get the robots to stop shitting in the sinks or peeing 4 centimeters to the left of a urinal. Read more

Can you get an STD from a sex robot? Read more

Ashley, I have a pressing and related question - these robots have relations with people. A LOT. In fact, one of them doesn’t even know he is a robot, and the woman he beds does not either. Read more

Please forward the same question to The Walking Dead. Thanks! Read more

Hmm. Doesn’t look like Dolores is sitting on anything to me. Read more

For weeks now, this question has bothered me. I’ve asked friends and they all stared at me as if I were insane. I may not have my answer, but at least I know I am not alone anymore. Read more

wow

You gotta admit, she’s got talent. Read more

Now imagine Ted Cruz, naked, sitting in a darkened room and surrounded by nothing but empty soup cans and shredded photos of Donald Trump as he meticulously applies Cheez Whiz to a Vienna sausage. Heidi smiles silently on a chair in the corner, staring at nothing. Another productive Tuesday morning. Read more

Joke’s on you, Feinberg. I’ve already stuffed myself with cheese dip and Vienna wieners so this article has ruined NOTHING.
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Now imagine Ted Cruz, naked, sitting in a darkened room and surrounded by nothing but empty soup cans and shredded photos of Donald Trump as he meticulously applies Cheez Whiz to a Vienna sausage. Heidi smiles silently on a chair in the corner, staring at nothing. Read more