Yeah, but THAT WAS HIS JOB. And he had almost infinite resources at his command. Read more

But where was he radicalized?! Read more

America’s mayor, Donald Trump’s current cybersecurity advisor, and a race-baiting thug most famous for being circumstantially tied to a great tragedy Read more

These are the same type of idiots who think Syrian refugees can easily come in to the US and claim refugee status. Read more

Ugh, of course he was on the cover of Cigar Aficionado, the official publication of rich twats...   Read more

Flying commercial? How the mighty have fallen. I guess mindlessly blathering Exhibit #1 in every Muslim Ban lawsuit has cost him dearly. And I couldn’t be happier for it. Read more

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach. Read more

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!” Read more

I didn’t even know 2028 was an election year till I read your article. Read more

How do the Friends of Jason don’t know that 2028 is a Presidential election year? Seems like pretty simple math.
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“I didn’t even know 2028 was an election year” says the CHIEF DATA STRATEGIST for the principal campaign committee for a national politician. Read more

My favorite Jason Chaffetz story: I got out of the Army right in his first term as a Congressman. He was (unfortunately) my Congressman at the time. I had a problem with DFAS saying I owed them a significant amount of money. I didn’t and it actually resulted in them paying me owed money. In the interim, I decided… Read more

Chaffetz likely (correctly) assumes that America will be in ruins by 2028, giving him the perfect opportunity to swoop in, save the country, and finally get the recognition he so very much deserves.
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The website that is the host site (is that the right term?) of the email of the various contacts, jasonchaffetz.com, leads to this webpage:

Wow. That’s going to cost a ton of iPhones. He better stop buying so many. Read more

2028? So is he predicting Democrats win the White House in 2024? What if another Republican wins in 2024? Will he challenge them too? This math makes no sense.. Read more

This is all cover for the Dead Hooker. Read more

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world Read more

My immediate thought: