Kaplan has a dagger of a line in that piece about how Keenum might be the most successful NFL QB to come from an Air Raid-influenced offense. Read more
I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes. Read more
Yeah. I still don’t think he actually faked the bloody sock. But I now believe he is the type of person who would do it. Read more
Some say he’s still falling today... Read more
Per Tom Tango’s Leverage Index, the seventh inning situation was higher leverage, just for being that much later in the game. Read more
Oh man, you might be half right. Read more
An earlier version of this story misspelled Alexei Kovalev’s name and mislabeled him as a “goon.” It has been corrected. Read more
It’s absurd: Read more
The perfect name for a man who looks like what Bob Wickman looks like. Read more
No one would have fallen for it if he’d have been Todd Smith. Read more
“Eck” is a strong syllable. Dennis ain’t a great first name, but it’s easily compensated for. Read more
But Petchesky is good for when I write about animals. Read more
Nicknames can go a long way. Ask Robert Grove or Edward Ford. Read more
YES. Honestly I’m not sure there is a first name that wouldn’t be a cool pitcher name when paired with “Trucks.” Read more
Good name. Read more
Pud is a nickname, sadly. Read more
Right? He ought to be a large adult slugger, slow on the basepaths and will swing at anything, but can hit the ball a mile. Read more
Good name. Should have been from Texas. (Being from Texas adds cool points for a pitcher.) Read more
Tim Lincecum, as a name, manages to be unique and boring at the same time. Read more