Counterpoint: it’s great and funny. You just KNOW that the opposing team gets that POS song stuck in their heads and it starts fucking with them. I’m a Cubs fan, and I burst out laughing when I realized what Andrus was doing Read more
I was in a play space with my toddler a few weeks ago and Baby Shark came on the sound system. It was like the DJ put on a banger at the club. Every kid in there basically did the toddler equivalent of, “This is my jam!” Read more
Something related to him “not saying it’s true, but just asking the question.” Read more
He’s gonna get Pewdiepie or Notch to throw out the opening pitch of an Indians game. Read more
Suspended for refusing to pay equipment fine on free speech grounds after drawing Pepe the Frog on his cleats Read more
Dark Horse Candidate Read more
Because this is Australia, I bet they’re also venomous. Read more
Those girls are gonna get The Boot:
Australia is the Florida of the world. Someone or something is always trying to kill you. Read more
They’re 9..... Just pick’em up off the car and toss’em into a pond, or a bush. It’s Australia, that would totally fly. The children are the descendants of convicts, let the wildlife of Australia have them. Drop’em in a ponder or river, Salt Water Crocs and bull sharks baby. The bush? Well, get ready for a Brown or… Read more
Living in the Bay Area I have to say that Ratto’s curmudgeon-liness is even more impactful when listening to his voice on the radio. When he’s speaking you can almost picture him peeking through his shades making sure no one parks too close to his driveway. And if you see him talking on TV then his curmudgeon is at a… Read more
The same is true of this country as a whole; we have no idea who the hell we are any more because the future is too scary to contemplate and rather than grapple with it together as though we all have skin in the game, we’re fighting over what the past was. Read more
Look, it’s fine to laugh at the artistic execution here, but we can all agree that if you’re going to get a tattoo of dice, a sum total of 4 is definitely the number you want to go with. It just says “winning.” Read more
Also, any of these would be, well, cool:
The trick i’ve found works best in these situations is to combat their gaslighting by pulling another tool out of the foxnews box O’ mindcontrol kit... irrational fearmongering. Read more
The other day my wife was still in bed and I was almost done brushing and I realized I was using her toothbrush. Read more