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Ben Cohen
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Best part of the story is the completely straight and newsy lead-in to Lattimore's gem, referencing the, um, deep impact of these hostesses: Read more

Joe, congratulations on the book. But more important: How does it feel to be the only NYT bestselling author whose cover is, I hope, a direct homage to Arrested Development? Read more

@FirstDerivative: Yep, throwing in a completely ironic tag at a post at 4:30 p.m. on a Saturday is why people hate Duke. Just be grateful I didn't write anything else on Syracuse's new co-captain. Read more

Yeah, I know. If only anything else was going on. Read more

@CanHeHackett: Gonna be hard to come out of that region without a Strasburg win, especially because it's probably the hardest pod in the bracket. Read more

@Franklin Delano Bluth: Good call. Worst loss for a Duke team since... well, earlier in the day. Only difference is that the baseball loss actually stung. You should all consider yourself lucky I didn't subject anyone to a Duke Baseball post today. Read more

@MrRedDevil: Can't believe I missed that opportunity, especially after breaking up the monotony of the day by watching episodes from Season 2. I'll get a frolfing quip in there by the end of the summer. Read more