@ClueHeywood: I think it's going to be a few weeks before I can watch Adam Banks try to rotate his wrist. Hits too close to home. Read more
@TigersAwkwardHi-Fives: Thanks for the idea! Read more
@Marloandme: I was a wee bit older then, but no matter. I was at home, anyway, anxiously awaiting the Women's Selection Special. Read more
@Trot Nixons Hat: Tears of utter and unrelenting joy, I presume. Read more
@Phintastic: Only if you live in the NYC area! Read more
@jp182: I agree. One guy has a shoe bomb, we all take our shoes off. One asshole (pun fully intended) shoves a stick of dynamite in his rectum, I need to squat and cough next time I fly. Its ludacris. The full body scanners are so excessive. The US government does NOT need to know my penis size. Read more
He's got nothing on the 1963 winner of the Deserved Maiming of the Year award.
@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: FOURTH. Read more
@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: No need to worry! Durham is lovely this time of year. Read more
@36 Chambers: Whoops! Fixed. Much obliged. Read more
@Sheed's Bald Spot: Long live Ben Cohen! Read more
@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Alpine. You know the drill. Read more