I own actually enjoying college football. Though Burke might already own that. Read more

Can't tell if you mean this as a good thing, or a joke. Anyways, I strummed the shit out of Eagles songs that were easy to follow along to. My acoustic is a Takamine similar to the one Glenn Frey uses. Read more

I'll consider Read more

Ah shit. Wish someone would have let me know 10 years ago. Read more

That's Burneko's thing. I don't want to rip him off. Read more

Would have probably made it. But not technically an Eagles song. Read more

Fair point on low perceived probability of me making coitus. Stupid-ass point that envisioning a Prince soundtrack was improbable. Read more

Steals have been declining since the 80/90s, but not in a consistent year-by-year trend like sac bunts. And they still aren't close to all time lows. But this chart is sortable and has numbers on major stats year-by-year. http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/MLB/ba… Read more

erect Read more

Guesses are right. But if I stratify by something like "post season games only," I'd have to have some other criteria like that for the other categories. And it'd be even more erroneous for me to make assumptions about what would be the equivalent of "an extra inning penis" for example. Read more

Lost opportunity if you ask me Read more

"I also pay far more attention to the lyrics and/or drum parts of a song as opposed to the rhythm" Read more

Darling Nikki is incredibly overtly sexual and its lyrics may seem fit for shagging. But have you tried fucking to that song? I'm honestly asking here. Because boning is largely about good consistent rhythm. And that song's rhythm is among the least-conducive-to-fuck-to in the Prince catalog. I've given it plenty of… Read more

Holy shit. I bet that took all day. Still think Raspberry Beret is fun for shagging though. Now for a really tough challenge, 11 songs not for boning OR lovemaking. For example, When You Were Mine is not good for bone. But good for love. The toughest list would be 11 Prince Songs Apathetic Toward Boning or Lovemaking. Read more

I prefer Endorphin Machine Read more

Cream was incredibly close. It would be 12 or 13. Read more

That's some ageist shit right there Read more

Thank you. And there is Prince for all shades of bonking. Many songs mentioned in the comments would totally be in a "Best Prince Songs to Make Love to" list. I've gotten some extreme oxytocin releases to jams like "I Would Die 4 U." But it isn't my go-to for straight up sex. Read more

95% of Prince songs were made for lists like this. So many gems get left out. In fact, what would be difficult would be creating a list of 11 Prince songs NOT for boning. You'd have to search the whole discography. Read more

Get Off was honorable mention. If I was Your Girlfriend isn't really a great fucking song. Same with When You Were Mine. They both are awesome for lovemaking, but unlike Shhh, have less applicability for straight boning. Read more