I never heard that quote before. But it concisely sums up the truth of the matter. Read more
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fair point Read more
I am on lialda, prednisone, imuran, and lots of avocado Read more
Isadora died for nothing Read more
Not really. I mean I had autoimmune hepatitis well before I had UC. So if anything, that disease would have been the one to get me to give less shits. But I was in jr high then, and gave so few shits to start with, I had barely any left over to give away. Read more
I am opposed to habitual shaving as much, maybe even more so, than I am to ties. I just haven't gotten around to expressing it publicly yet. Read more
you anti-snug-ite Read more
What the hell is wrong with being a sleazy coke-dealing porn producer? You even see Boogie Nights? Read more
I'm onto the bondage thing http://benes.kinja.com/holiday-gift-g… Read more
TIE-RANY! Jesus, why didn't I think of that?!?! Read more
Theirs the door if you cant handle it Read more
I don't blame people for wearing them when they have to. If I meet an editor for the first time this week, you bet your bippy I'll likely wear a tie. I get having to go along with them. They are just so divorced from any actual purpose. Even watches and coats, in their fundamental state, serve a purpose, even if we… Read more
Isadora died for nothing Read more
Only for Czech fetishists or Seinfeld fans Read more
There's an underground grassroots movement aching for an anti-tie lobby man Read more
Socks bruh Read more
nah Read more
Regarding point #2. I have had an anal fissure and hemorrhoids before. But I think my ulcerative colitis might DQ from the act itself being responsible. Read more
Owning a watch, and avoiding it to check time, might be even cooler than a suit jacket. I bet you don't wear shorts either. Read more