Yes. But with ties, the pretentiousness is most unbearable. And I am most concerned with protecting my balls in this snow. Anything beyond that is gravy, and not something to weed the masses out by. Read more

In case you might be confused about the ridiculous dating photo I use, here's an explanation. Because I'm such a sloppy joe, Esquire gave me a makeover when I interned there. The photographer was very nice, and sent me the photos. I told her I'd shamelessly use them online dating, but she likely thought this was a… Read more

Sorry, I just had to remind myself we weren't in Columbus, Nebraska, once home to boxing champ Leon Spinks Read more

I'm pry the least interesting person that could respond to this. Read more

2009 Big 12 championship game. 1 goddamn second. Read more

Yes Read more

I believe it Read more

Wisc did play them. And Gordon had 175 yards. http://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/me… Read more

Nebraska fans are typically over optimisitc Read more

You don't know what you've got till it's gone Read more

Thanks. And those were just the three indicators I thought most people would be familiar with and that are still a good gauge of performance. But using advanced stats could have been valuable too, I just made the decision to stick to basics in this case. And to your other comment, Kershaw will indeed be very… Read more

fair point. probably could have been more clear in word choice. i just meant it's probably his best season thus far. hopefully point still got across. Read more

Sadly, no one else wants to fuck to that song. Read more

i prefer the highway to the danger zone Read more

No thanks. Not in the mood for red wings today. Read more

they so damn tiny and cute though! Read more

nah Read more

You really like manatees huh? Read more

I am Catholic! Read more

"Jays are very territorial birds, and they will chase others from a feeder for an easier meal. Additionally, the blue jay may raid other birds' nests, stealing eggs, chicks, and nests." Read more