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LSU and Ole Miss. Homefield advantage is often blown out of the water, but LSU really does hardly lose at home, even in years where they drop four games. They have a good shot at the upset. However, a close World Series game would trump this. Read more

Also, the most impressive thing was its width. Both in poop and dicks, length is so overrated. Width is really where you can add some impact. Read more

I couldn't gauge the full length as much of it was in the hole. Sadly this shit was taken in the pre-selfie days so I didn't document it on social media to show my friends how cool I am. Read more

I don't watch it that much anymore, but I am a big wrestling fan. I went to Smackdown about a year ago, and I still follow some of the pay per view results. The industry as a whole fascinates me and I have watched a lot of wrestling docs online this past year. But I miss the Attitude era and don't care to watch what's Read more

As I mentioned in an earlier comment, I once fissured myself. That turd was at least a foot long. Not shitting you. Read more

In junior high school I was developing autoimmune hepatitis (and probably ulcerative ulcerative colitis it too it turns out) unbeknownst to me. So I had a lot of fluctuation between constipation and diarrhea. And one time I didn't shit for like 4 days, after previously having shat a ton the week before. When I did Read more

My parents still don't really know what a blog is Read more

I am unaware of a ranking like that. And it'd be really tough to pull off. But if anyone has seen something similar, please share. Read more

I barfed in a port-a-potty at a high school football game in some small town in Northern Michigan that I cannot remember the name of. Chewing tobacco sucks when you're already buzzed and don't chew. Read more

They've already done so as seen here. It makes the Big Ten look much better than how the conference actually performed in the 80s and 90s and takes away titles from the Big 12. Ergo, it should please you. Read more

This chart classifies teams by where they were when they won the titles. Penn State won those as independent and Nebraska won theirs in the Big 12. The Big 10 has schools that won titles in the 80s and 90s, but none of those really belong to the conference. Read more

Go check out the piece at Slate. You can zoom in on the map and it will tell you what athletes represent the dots. Read more

Don't Worry Baby is the one I most try to avoid Read more

Thanks. Didn't know anyone actually noticed my shift from stats analysis to sex-song ranking. I've been thinking about Beach Boys Songs That Make You Cry After Ejaculation, Ranked, but it's been too hinged to Pet Sounds to currently publish. Read more

That would be a fair starting point. As would several independents joining the Big East in the early 1990s. There's a handful of points you could pull out, but I wanted to stick with BCS era stuff since the money has been bigger then and the shifts happen more frequently. Read more

It does seem desperate to ask a girl "why don't you stay just a little bit longer?" Read more