Fixed. Read more
If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page. Read more
Fixed. Thanks for that. Read more
The worst part about this was that I wasn't able to somehow shoehorn Suarez in here. He would have been in the top 5 most likely. His dribbling is so unique and direct, even if it only comes off half the time. Read more
They fired Roberto Mancini after winning the league and finishing a comfortable second in part for not playing an attractive style. Abramovich has fired almost every manager in the world, including a peak Mourinho for not playing an attractive style. These guys want to play like Barça, so by playing against them and… Read more
Yeah, the 99-00 season. I'm counting seasons that happened entirely this century. Read more
Man U is currently in 7th place. Since the Premier League started in 92-93, they've never finished worse than 3rd, and they've only even been 3rd three times. Read more
You'll be sad to know that the Android and iTunes game Karapan Sapi exists but is horrible. It's funny for about 10 seconds and by the time you wonder whether if it will ever get interesting you've already beat the whole thing. Read more
I like what it says about the expected demographics of the contestants that the questions all but give the answer away. Read more
We're all huge Lil B fans. Read more
You'd think mine would be obvious, but that kid is too close to the rest of them. Read more
Ha! I was going to say, either her brother or her dad must've put her up to it. Read more
For all the bedroom producers out there, a very easy to use and fairly cheap midi controller. http://www.amazon.com/Akai-Professio… Read more
Either you get that the lede is making fun of people who conflate athleticism with race (I mean, vertical leap numbers?!) or you don't. Read more
They finally put Savage Detectives on Kindle! Not sure if Kindle books make good gifts, though. Read more
And this in case they are really, really good.