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Billy Haisley
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There’s an angle here that nobody is talking about, and in the interest of transparency, I’d like to remind everyone that Der Spiegel has, for as long as I can recall, held a pro-KILL THE FILTHY STINKING HOBBITSES agenda. Read more

The headline could also read that South Africa didn’t bribe enough to win the 2006 World Cup. Read more

“Cristiano, I want to apologize for my agent’s statements. The truth is I hate you with the blazing heat of a Toledo summer. With the nuclear fire of the core of the Sun. There is truly no word in English, Spanish, Catalan, or Basque that truly captures the level of my hatred of you. My agent misrepresented that, and Read more

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Another American scored a goal in an actual league game for a team in an (ostensibly) top-tier European League:

“top-tier European club”

More like “He Who Must Not Be Named Your First Team Manager,” amirite?!?!?!
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How many comments stating why the MLS system is right and why the rest of the world is wrong will I see? Read more

Sample lyrics:

“I used to know a bitch named Dr. Eric Matzelstein
We used to roll around his office and he’d give me prostate pills
Mine was tighter than a motherfuckin’ gangsta beat
But now I can piss at night and get some sleep” Read more

I had similar complaints on first listen, specifically regarding how hard it was to differentiate Dre from the featured artists I’d never heard before. Read more

22 year old Vince Staples made a much better “West Coast” album than the great Dr. Dre. 2015 has been one of the best years in music I can remember. Read more

It’s funny that Liverpool took a huge chance and paid so much money for a striker who likely would never live up to what they paid. Read more

My favorite part of Jose’s shitcunt comments? That they are directly refuted by the telegraph article the other day regarding player reactions to her demotion: Read more

If only the editors of the Star-Tribune had a way to hold this guy accountable by shining a light on his behavior when they first learned of it. Read more

Says fans of a team whose ownership will no longer pay for old European stars. Read more

It was nice of Mapou to bend down so that Messi didn’t have to run and get his head-butting stool from the sidelines. Read more