Based on the timeline of the clap ice skate, I'd give it another 90 years or so. Read more

Plus some reading: http://www.bont.com/news/featurear…

You and me both, buddy. Read more

They are to satire like dog crap is to food. Read more

"New Jersey sucks," some people shouted as they came off the New York trains. Read more

Congrats! Very excited to see a picture of Lisa Ann CoolWhhhip! Read more

I'm waiting for Zinedine Zidane. Read more

They're definitely not mutually exclusive. Read more

This came up on my ipod earlier today, which I think means Seattle has to win. Sorry, Broncos fans!

Well, obviously. The "crouch" button is usually "Left Ctrl". Read more

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

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My greatest dream was that in a DUAN three weeks from now, you stopped in to announce the birth of a healthy baby girl, and that you named her Lisa Ann based off of the only (and therefore best) suggestion in an earlier DUAN. Maybe next time. Read more

"Lisa Ann" has a nice ring to it. Read more

Kansas And Oklahoma State Need To Be Separated Read more

He purposefully didn't finish, just so he could have "1 Target, 0 drops" on the police report. Read more

The pants are priced at $500 Read more