Not without some serious remodeling.

So you’re saying thats a hard pass Read more

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself. Read more

“This player is soft because, instead of allowing another player to knock him around without consequences, he tagged him back.” Read more

great, that can can be your obituary Read more

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager. Read more

Holy shit I miss these. Great. Read more

Husky and Starch Read more

Well, let’s narrow it down. Sounds like something a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy would say. Which team is owned by a crotchety, old, out-of-touch, power hungry white guy? Read more

I blogged about Deadspin’s comments five nights a week for literally years. And stayed married the whole time! Read more

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting. Read more

There’s always the one dude. Read more

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this:

July 7th, 2085: The civilized world is no more. Society has collapsed the world over, leaving roving death gangs to battle it out for life’s necessities. After years of war, famine, and nuclear fallout, humanity is no longer distinct from other animals. We are driven by fear, ignorance, and a basic need for survival… Read more

First they steal an MLS Cup, then our NBA announcer, and now our biggest university? What a year. Read more

After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain. Read more

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh. Read more

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb… Read more

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads. Read more