If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party. Read more

When I was younger, my neighbor used to let me and my friends play in his pool and make dunk videos like this all summer long, until he just decided out of the blue one day that it wasn't "safe" anymore. What a dick, right? You were the worst neighbor ever, Tommy Lee. Read more

Ted Williams, 2558 A.D. Read more

Lawyer: Mrs. Sterling, here are the facts. You now have total control over an absolute disaster. It's a bloated, empty carcass that's been completely and horrifically mismanaged over the past three decades. I'm going to do the best I can, but you may have to settle at a certain point. Read more

Oh man, can't believe I missed that joke. Read more

That bet is typical despicable de Blasio strategy, pitting the Habs against the Habs-nots. Read more

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a… Read more

Excellent piece Barry. Although, I'd like to offer my thoughts on a particular line: Coming out is now a stage-managed media event, scripted and choreographed in a way that ensures America receives only the most telegenic version of what at bottom is still a deeply personal act. Read more

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise. Read more

How far can you punt a football? Read more

Poor DRAFTRON 3000, it wasn't your fault the intern selected "WR ONLY" and nobody noticed for 3 years.

Okay, okay. I have a great joke. The cat is going to throw the pitch with his PAUSE! Read more

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network. Read more

It would certainly explain why he is such a dick to Frylock all the time. Read more

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong." Read more

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids? Read more

Better keep these babies high in the tree before a bear gets it.

As a rule of thumb, it's generally wisest to completely avoid Couches on draft day. Read more

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