Well this is just one more thing — in addition to corrupting America's youth and screwing middle-aged men — that Goodell shares with Sarah Silverman. Read more

Who's the real racist? Certainly not i. Read more

Come on, guys. Sol Campbell is not a racist. I mean sure, he may be a traitor, an egomaniac, an idiot, a pedophile and a racist, but he is almost certainly not gay. Read more

Highlights truthers are some of the worst people on the planet. I mean, thanks, kid at dentist office, for pointing out the hidden basketball, and congrats on noticing those birds in the bushes in one frame, but not the other. But seriously, who the hell uses pen? Read more

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State. Read more

First step is to search a service like Giphy that will return the reaction gif, Simpsons clip, or closed caption Anchorman segment that perfectly suits the post you're commenting on. Read more

"Bill Simmons.... isn't a writer so much as a..... catholic.... White Shadow; [...] nothing more[.] [W]ell, let's just say.... that ... suck." Read more

Nothing new. Complete lack of hustle by Cano when getting out of the box. Read more

I used to work with Matt at that station. He told me that, shortly after he arrived at the station, he timed out how many seconds it took him to run from the weather wall to the station's basement so that he could stay on the air until the last possible second. Really dedicated guy. Read more

All you folks fussing about the number of posts on Donald Sterling should stop and think for just a minute. Consider hundreds of years of slavery that reduced human beings to animals. Consider another hundred plus years when in the south those human beings were not allowed equal rights because, really, they were… Read more

I guess Donald Sterling doesn't buy Air Jordans. Read more

I'm going to offer a legitimately helpful tip here: always assume every comment on Deadspin is a joke of some sort. Always. Read more

"Fuck that motherfucker that owns the Clippies." Read more

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Married, father of two kids, very happy, thanks very much! Our wedding was lovely. Read more

They tried this with a lacrosse ball, but the players kept replacing it with a cat. Read more

Yes. It was. I came from the comment section and it really chaps my ass to see people like you ruining what was once a great, funny, interesting place. You are a blight, straight up. I figured I'd point that out and maybe you'd reflect on that and change, or just go away. Whatever the case, it is literally impossible… Read more

How To Use A Tampon
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Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? I bet you couldn't even go yard in your kids' little field, douche. Read more

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin. Read more