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Silver linings, Barry. I'm just glad the umps are giving 133% this year. Read more

Never too early to learn that in this world there are Habs and there are Hab Nots. Read more

It's ironic that you want to put him in jail for a long time, yet you have difficulty with long sentences. Read more

Yes - Rick Pitino Read more

Worst comments on the best dunks of the year, ranked: Read more

A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So… Read more

[drops vape pen, dons fedora] quick! to Reddit! Read more

This is great and all, but when Napier said he goes to sleep "hungry," he meant "hungry to win an NCAA title and thus uphold a pillar of American sport while seeking absolutely no compensation, monetary or otherwise, beyond the opportunity to compete and perhaps impress enough NBA scouts and owners, who will one day… Read more

I heard when he tees off, he shouts, "THIS MANY" to alert the players ahead of him. Read more

Polar Bear: If there's grass on the field, then holy shit I'm going to die Read more

Which is why all of your better-quality advisors will recommend setting up a Massachusetts Murder LLC, or perhaps (depending on the circumstances) a Murder S-corp. Read more

"It stings me. It stings the players. That stings our fans. My job is to get it fixed. That's what I intend to do." Read more

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell 1h Read more

I saw an exhibition of this once in L.A.. One team was wearing red, and one was wearing blue, and they were fighting in the middle of the street. I didn't see any refs, and I think some of them had weapons, and then the police came and everyone ran, except one guy who may have been dead. It was good clean fun, I'm… Read more

Hi Derek! Read more

As a Darren Rovell fan, I understand you're joking, but I'm getting sick of all these PFTCommenter fanboys circle-jerking their idiot "humor" at the expense of erudite sports-marketing minds like Rovell. People forget that Rovell led the #Brands to three straight World Series of ad revenue, and the Final Four of… Read more

This is such bullshit. If I wanted to see good sports-related jokes get drowned out by a bunch of fucking nonsense spewed by idiots, I'd comment on Deadspin. Read more

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot. Read more

Mom? Read more